I don't blame Shaoh sensei for complying when their higher ups signs his paystubs or risk the manga being cancelled. At least they manage to parody such an absurd (& really lewd) chapter of a beloved franchise. Thanks for the translations.
Moral of the story; the higher ups are a bunch of cowards and deserve all of the flak they get for their incredibly idiotic choices. Jizzmates was funny, sure, but let the author cook you bunch of honorless pigs! Also, the mermaid curse continues to be funny.