That kind of deliberately ambiguous dialogue doesn't really work on the audience. Just way too obvious. You need a character to filter it through to make a decent joke.
That's not what rubberbanding is, and it would work.
Don't worry about choking. Vampires are undead. They don't need to breathe.
Not sure water would help much, since it's neither the heat nor the dehydration. It's the actual sun.
Her face on a mecha just looks wrong.
Such honest journalism. You know, if you actually saw what you just saw, you'd doubt those articles just as much.
It's kind of hard to join in on any conversation if you're dead set on avoiding any and all social contact.
I hate how my mind thought they were having sex.
It was written for that purpose.
Also im just casually gonna ignore that 600 CM whatever the hell that is
That's the goddess-thing from the last couple pages of the previous chapter
She's also the goddess from the start at character creation.