The History of the Decline and Fall of the Goldfish Empire
And at last, the vegan knows hunger, the great mind-changer. It's all fun and games until your instincts kick in.
Also, like, what the hell were the boys supposed to write? It's not like they said anything bad. What would you write in a card for someone you don't really know or care about? Even adults can't do that, let alone children. And what about the girls that wrote empty platitudes as well? Are they sinless?