Current plot:
Guy A: Lemme Marry, Lemme Smash
Girl: I like Guy B, He taller and has sword that goes swoosh!
*Guy A goes on a quest to outsmash Guy B*
*Guy A finds Guy B and challenges him to a Smash contest*
*Girl falls into river, Guy A and B both get overcome with their respecive sense of smashing and throw themselves into the river*
Guy B: I jumped in to smash but I'm drowning, smash her for me! *tosses Girl to Guy A*
Guy A: I jumped in to outsmash her but I'm also drowning so I must preserve the human race *tosses girl to riverbank*
I love Gantz, but this origin story is so bad it's actually hilarious 🤣