General Forum Slap War

[bigtiddyoneesan]

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The General Forum Slap War has ended!​

Thank you for your participation!​

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'Sup mina-san, hope you're all feeling daijobu after receiving so many slaps! I'm guessing your cheeks must still sting.
But, speaking from experience, the pain will wear off in a couple days. If it doesn't, please go see a doctor. Preferably a slapologist, as they're most suited for these kinds of injuries.

Below, I've listed every (valid) slap that occurred in this thread, along with the slapper, the slappee(?), and how many lives/slaps each person had at the time of the slap. It's quite kakkoii if I do say so myself _{(and I do say so (myself)).}
Take a look!​

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Legend​

Spoiler

A life/slap with a line through it (❤️/🖐️) indicates the life/slap lost on that turn.

An underlined slap (🖐️) indicates a slap that was added after 24 hours of no slaps occurring, as per rule 8.

Format:

(

[SLAPPER LIVES]

)

[[b]SLAPPER NAME[/b]]

(

[SLAPPER SLAPS]

) ➡️👋➡️ (

[SLAPPEE LIVES]

)

[[b]SLAPPEE NAME[/b]]

(

[SLAPPEE SLAPS]

)
_{I realized after typing this that "SLAPPER SLAPS" is a pretty funny phrase.}

List of slaps (in order)​

Spoiler

(❤️❤️❤️) @bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @pandascepter (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️❤️) @sterven (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) sterven (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) sterven (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @Richman (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️❤️) @EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️❤️) @justforthelulz (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @MawMaw (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) MawMaw (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) justforthelulz (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) MawMaw (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @Nutz (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) justforthelulz (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) justforthelulz (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @Teddy (🤚🤚🤚🤚)

(❤️❤️) MawMaw (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) Teddy (🤚🤚🤚🤚)

(❤️❤️) Nutz (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) justforthelulz (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) MawMaw (🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @rosaa1 (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) Richman (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) sterven (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️) sterven (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) Teddy (🤚🤚🤚🤚)
^{(Sorry Teddy. Your "OK" post made me lol tho.)}
(❤️❤️) Nutz (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @Ivegotnolife (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) Richman (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) bigtiddyoneesan (❌)

(❤️❤️) Nutz (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) MawMaw (❌)

(❤️❤️) Nutz (🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @MoonlightFairy (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) Richman (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) MawMaw (❌)

(❤️❤️) Richman (🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️❤️) @LunaKara (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) pandascepter (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) Richman (❌)

(❤️❤️) Ivegotnolife (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) sterven (🖐️)

(❤️❤️) Ivegotnolife (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) Nutz (❌)

(❤️❤️) EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) Richman (❌)

(❤️❤️) MoonlightFairy (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) Nutz (❌)

(❤️❤️) pandascepter (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) MoonlightFairy (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) pandascepter (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️) MoonlightFairy (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) pandascepter (🖐️)

(❤️) EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) pandascepter (🖐️)

(❤️❤️) LunaKara (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) MoonlightFairy (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) rosaa1 (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) EOTFOFYL (🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) rosaa1 (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) Ivegotnolife (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) rosaa1 (🖐️🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) Ivegotnolife (🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) rosaa1 (🖐️🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️❤️) LunaKara (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

(❤️❤️) rosaa1 (🖐️) ➡️👋➡️ (❤️) LunaKara (🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️)

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And that's all!

Feel free to leave any comments, concerns, and suggestions in this thread. And if anyone would like to try their hand at holding a Slap War^tm of their own, I'd be interested to see it! It's not like I own this format or anything lol, but you've got my 'go ahead' regardless. I have this post and the original post saved in text form as well, and I'm more than willing to share it with anyone that wants it.

And again, thanks to everyone for participating! I had fun slapping you all, and I hope we can all slap each other again someday.​

 

[EOTFOFYL]

My kill was stolen!
my plan to kill this person
utterly ruined.

 

[Teddy]

So only Lunakara and I were pacifists in this war. Learn to turn the other cheek y'all like Rammus.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Also, I guess I forgot to mention in the above post, but the winner is rosaa1. Everyone give a round of applause slaps please.

justforthelulz made a ranking in this post actually.

 

[hazzack]

@bigtiddyoneesan

yu do it liek dis

[c[code]ode][ur[cod[code]e]l=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9TaH8j-C_I]No Game No Life OP - This game[/ur[/co

de]l][/co[/code]de][/code]

 

[sterven]

I mean i'm not surprised since all the big boys took each other out in the beginning and speaking of coding im still trying to figure out how panda made his images show on the latest post.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@hazzack
Ty, that makes sense. But it's still convoluted obv. I'm sure it'll be changed in the future.

@sterven
I'm still kinda confused about the Latest Post tab as well. It's like some posts just don't show up there at all, even if they're posted recently.

I'll see if this image shows up there.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Teddy

So only Lunakara and I were pacifists in this war.

Not quite; since LunaKara slapped MoonlightFairy once.

Only you were a True Pacifist, so should we say a True Pacipalm?

 

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
Clearly the ones that STFO'd Teddy were scared of the power of his backhands.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz

Only [Teddy was] a True Pacifist

And look where that got him.

Actually, scratch that. Teddy himself said that he regretted not having the opportunity to slap anyone. So he wasn't really a pacifist.

I wonder how an actual 'pacifist run' of a Slap War would turn out though... Probably with the pacifist getting slapped into oblivion and being called a bitch for not fighting back or something like that. But I guess that would be fine with the pacifist. He may be lying face down in a ditch with no way to protect his loved ones, but at least he kept his ideals, right?

@Richman

Clearly the ones that STFO'd Teddy were scared of the power of his backhands.

If I host another one of these, I'd like to add some feet slaps in there as well.

 

[sterven]

If I host another one of these, I'd like to add some feet slaps in there as well.

 

[LunaKara]

So only Lunakara and I were pacifists in this war.

Not quite; since LunaKara slapped MoonlightFairy once.

I may have looked like a pacifist but, to be precise, I was laying low (lack of presence sure it has benefits) waiting for an opportunity for STFO everyone that lasted after the initial slapping spree
But since the last people remaining had more lives than i had slaps and were too cautious (or whatever they were planning/thinking) I changed my plan to try to snipe the win from rosaa1
Unfortunately I was sleeping at the time and end up being STFO
Oh well, all my planing went down the drain but at least I got the 2nd place ＼(￣▽￣)／

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Unfortunately I was sleeping at the time and end up being STFO

Mistake number 1: Sleeping during a Slap War.

I've been awake since _{*checks original post date*} three days ago.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

@rosaa1
Thanks ! Getting STFO is much more satisfying then getting disqualified. 👻

YAY! 3rd place!😄

My kill was stolen!
my plan to kill this person
utterly ruined.

@EOTFOFYL
Quit hitting yourself! 🙄

 

[LunaKara]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Yeah, I admit my mistakes
But if I don't sleep, I get dumber, and I'm already dumb
I don't want to become dumb dumb
If I lose any more neurons I will definitely reach an irremediable point (if I'm not already there)

@rosaa1

Thanks ! Getting STFO is much more satisfying then getting disqualified. 👻

I agree with Ivegotnolife, thank you for spelling out my demise than leaving me on my own (Soon or later I would probably forget this and get myself shamefully disqualified)

 

[rosaa1]

@ivegotnolife @lunakara great to know that you see it that way

 

[sterven]

So when we gonna have another.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@sterven
Whenever I feel like it ya bish

^{(Idk maybe next week if people want.)}

 

[sterven]

@bigtiddyoneesan

ya bish

_{(honestly I don't care I just said that to necro this thread and push llg to 3rd page)}

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

(honestly I don't care I just said that to necro this thread and push llg to 3rd page)

Bet. Now I'm free from feeling obligated again.