You know although its unlikely any of us are federal judges; they can't just give you life imprisonment. If you want that, you gotta seize the opportunities yourself; if you're morally broke.
On the other I think a good present for weebs might be just a bluray set of their favourite anime or for cheaper a single volume of a manga you'd like recommend them.
A nice smile and a wish of good luck and stay healthy since it is so expensive these days. So for the ones who reading this, I wish you luck and have a good day and happy holidays.