This bitch won't last the semester 🫡I don't think our girl can last a year at this rate.
Right!?!? Like hell any girl would eat lunch alone with him."I never got to touch boob before!"
Proceeds to demonstrate exactly why, personality-wise, he hasn't gotten said opportunity.
Any more of that girl-making drug left over? Even sleazy glasses girls are cute and he'd get to touch as much boob as he could ever want. Seems like a win for everyone.