I'm a bit "I'm sorry ma'am, and while your bf is an as*hole of a two-timer, you were, unfortunately, the 'other' in this case, so

" but also, "b*tch, what's your problem??? I would've dumped him on the spot when I found out, or are your insecurities about your 'young years' and your 'beauty going to disappear when, oh, noes, you turn 25' not worth your 'self-worth', and just wanted to tie up your financial check? Like, f*ck off..."