Knight Girl : Male goblin , you will never have my virginity . Just kill me . ( im lying . Im actually very horny and very wet right now . I want you male goblin to pin me down and "penetrate" me with your "sharp dagger" )
Defeating 7 parties give her 82G ? Maybe it is a mistranslation , if each party has at least 1 hero , and 1 hero = 20G , then the amount should be over 140G . I guesss the correct line is "I defeated 7 adventurers , earning 82G."
The Knight Girl has a nice axe , and a nice a$$ , lol .
Wearing a skirt is really brings out the woman in Wasabi , lol .
Wasabi : Hey Guard , revive the contents and make them quit adventuring .
The NPC Guard from chapter 2 : This is the town of Vuvuzike . This is the town of Vuvuzike . This is the town of Vuvuzike . This is the town of Vuvuzike . This is ....
Priest : What the fuk ? God damn it .
I dont understand why the Priest accepted her demands , because 100 more coffins = more golds for the church , lol .
So now the knight is working at the church in the day , giving "services" to the old , virgin Priest , lol .