Doesn't that girl seem a bit too clichéd? A bit too contrived?
I see basically two ways it could go:
1. The interesting route: Where she lied about everything, probably due to being a compulsive liar, and is actually a fellow resident of the Dark Side.
2. The boring route: Where she meant everything she said, is a genuine Pollyanna, and will be evicted from the plot for being too good for anyone.
Anyway, I laughed so hard snot came out of my nose at "Super Boner".