The lady of the lake, her arms clad in shimmering samite, held aloft the sword excalibur from the bosom of his crotch. What even is this, anti-cucking? Instead of watching your partner get boned, you tease them while watching someone else? He's living a wildly confusing erotic life.
Probably that was just forced perspective goofing on us but good lord, the scale of that thing! He's got a horse dork. He probably can't ride a bicycle without getting it stuck in the chain. He's a one-man three-legged race.
Booo to the lightsaber. They should commit and uncensor the dick. I want no biases in my fanservice.