Holiday Yasumi's Twitter Shorts - Ch. 111 - Carelessly
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Wait- shit, come back!
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HE MAKES A GOOD POINT THO NGL
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How I Became God of an Empty World by Fracturing My Consiousness out of my own Insanity!
100 Chapters easy.
100 Chapters easy.
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The goddess literally left him in white space.
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Sometimes it's better to keep your ideas to yourself.
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Well, now he's the Goddess.
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Well now, he's stuck on limbo. Probably should've took the offer before suggesting the idea lol.
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No, that's how you end up with Aqua.
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Waiting for something to happen?
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Welcome to White Space.
You have been living here since that stupid freaking goddess left to save the world. Like, seriously, what was up with that? She couldn't even bother to send you to the afterlife or consume your immortal soul or whatever? (Actually, you're not Christian, so you don't have an immortal soul...) You've been wandering around for a while, and everything kind of just looks the same? It's totally possible that she's returned by now— because, really, how long would it take an omnipotent goddess to defeat a measly demon lord?— but can't find you because you wandered off to far. Hopefully she finds you soon. You haven't had anything to eat in the like five weeks since you got here, and even though you can't die you're still definitely feeling that empty stomach? God what you'd do for a cheeseburger right now. —You mean goddess. You just met her five weeks ago, she's a girl. (Well, actually couldn't it be argued that "god" is gender neutral?) Also it'd be so awesome if a horse appeared to say like "how hungry" or whatever wouldn't it? Well, you don't know how to prepare horse meat, actually, so you probably couldn't actually eat a horse. You cooked a live chicken in middle school, though, so you could probably eat a chicken... Actually, aren't horses just really big chickens? Yeah! You could totally eat a horse, actually. They do say that most meats just taste like chicken after all, don't they? ...But you've actually never eaten chicken. Even the one you cooked ended up being eaten by your class cow. (Her name was Betty.) Maybe chicken just tastes gross. ...Actually, thinking about now, you've never eaten anything before in your entire life. Like, seriously, you probably died of starvation to get here. (The bullet through the heart may have played a part too, though...) You could even say: You have been starving here for as long as you can remember. Except you can't actually say that, because you died before you learned to speak— before you learned to think, even, so you honestly have no clue what's happening right now. What are these voices going through your head, and why are they talking to you in second person? You think that you're probably going insane, then you quickly change your mind after hearing the voice think that because clearly the voices are always lying to you. Though you guess that thing about the class cow was true... and the thing about never learning to speak... You were just speaking in grunts the whole time and the goddess somehow understood you. (Even though you didn't even understand what you were saying.) Oh, yeah, there was a goddess, wasn't there? I wonder when she's coming back? You think these thoughts and then freak out again because now your thoughts are speaking in first person and that's scary. (Do they think they're you???) You still don't have the slightest clue what any of this means, and you haven't for as long as you can remember.
You have been living here since that stupid freaking goddess left to save the world. Like, seriously, what was up with that? She couldn't even bother to send you to the afterlife or consume your immortal soul or whatever? (Actually, you're not Christian, so you don't have an immortal soul...) You've been wandering around for a while, and everything kind of just looks the same? It's totally possible that she's returned by now— because, really, how long would it take an omnipotent goddess to defeat a measly demon lord?— but can't find you because you wandered off to far. Hopefully she finds you soon. You haven't had anything to eat in the like five weeks since you got here, and even though you can't die you're still definitely feeling that empty stomach? God what you'd do for a cheeseburger right now. —You mean goddess. You just met her five weeks ago, she's a girl. (Well, actually couldn't it be argued that "god" is gender neutral?) Also it'd be so awesome if a horse appeared to say like "how hungry" or whatever wouldn't it? Well, you don't know how to prepare horse meat, actually, so you probably couldn't actually eat a horse. You cooked a live chicken in middle school, though, so you could probably eat a chicken... Actually, aren't horses just really big chickens? Yeah! You could totally eat a horse, actually. They do say that most meats just taste like chicken after all, don't they? ...But you've actually never eaten chicken. Even the one you cooked ended up being eaten by your class cow. (Her name was Betty.) Maybe chicken just tastes gross. ...Actually, thinking about now, you've never eaten anything before in your entire life. Like, seriously, you probably died of starvation to get here. (The bullet through the heart may have played a part too, though...) You could even say: You have been starving here for as long as you can remember. Except you can't actually say that, because you died before you learned to speak— before you learned to think, even, so you honestly have no clue what's happening right now. What are these voices going through your head, and why are they talking to you in second person? You think that you're probably going insane, then you quickly change your mind after hearing the voice think that because clearly the voices are always lying to you. Though you guess that thing about the class cow was true... and the thing about never learning to speak... You were just speaking in grunts the whole time and the goddess somehow understood you. (Even though you didn't even understand what you were saying.) Oh, yeah, there was a goddess, wasn't there? I wonder when she's coming back? You think these thoughts and then freak out again because now your thoughts are speaking in first person and that's scary. (Do they think they're you???) You still don't have the slightest clue what any of this means, and you haven't for as long as you can remember.
