Someone got his application to the small weiner club rejected

many such case sadly
BEEEP You have one new voice mail. BEEEP
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Hey, this is Phil from the Small Wiener Club, uh, sorry to get back to you so late.
I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, uh, but-
I’m sorry to say that I don’t think I can allow you to join our group.
From what I’m looking at, your wiener is...
massive.
I mean, the sheer
girth and
juiciness alone is*
ridiculous*.
Uh, it looks as if somebody glued a
forearm to the bottom of your torso.
You could probably stand on it like a
tripod.
Uh, and that’s not even mentioning how
F A T your nuts are.
Uh, but, it does appear that you’re going to have to take that ginormous
SCHMEAT somewhere else.
But, thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.
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BEEEP You have no new voice mail.