Holiday Yasumi's Twitter Shorts - Ch. 563 - Prodigy

[MangaDex]

 

[LazyDust]

Dude: I'm so proud of her.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1782348291218513957

 

[XilumDreemurr]

Ofc yasumi...

 

[heavyisdead]

if it works...

 

[Shake_The_Disease]

If only that where how it worked in real life…

 

[JoeKerr]

And suddenly, competitive eating became the number one, most viewed sport around the world.

 

[Robinisback]

Her spine trying to hold her entire fucking abomination of a body together.

 

[MidnighTea]

Some context -- belly fat in competitive eating is a HUGE liability. It creates a thick band that constricts how far your stomach can extend. That's why the "Black Widow" (an asian woman) for many years swept such competitions.

 

[Baffled]

It's actually really dangerous and she should do a surgery

 

[z3ta311]

 

[Highorse]

This implies that either her breasts function as a storage unit of undigested food, or fully digested and ready-to-excrete waste, or that her cellular metabolism is so goddamn high she near instantly processed all of that food. Which is worse?

 

[le3]

She win but at what cost?

 

[AbuHajaar]

Stroke of genius

 

[kuzyou]

For a second I thought he was asking her to cannibalize him to become her calories and thereby a part of her asset.

 

[Scrabbleman]

Boobies

 

[Doomroar]

Finally a weapon to surpass Metal Gear Hitomi Tanaka!

Regular macromastasia has nothing on her 🤣

 

[BCS]

This implies that either her breasts function as a storage unit of undigested food, or fully digested and ready-to-excrete waste, or that her cellular metabolism is so goddamn high she near instantly processed all of that food. Which is worse?

Shitting dicknipples is worse

 

[kaptenkeren]

She win but at what cost?

She eat free food. So, no cost. Lol

 

[chojinra]

She win but at what cost?

She can name it!

 

[Gearfist0]

I can only imagine that the end result of all of these calories going straight to her boobs is going to be a delayed digestion or breast reduction surgery from all the food she ate as a teenager. Either way, she's either going to have a bad time standing up or potentially finding a toilet.