If my sister's dog turned into a human, I'd carry the dog into the shower to give her a bath. I'd probably attempt to also brush the dog's teeth, but I doubt I'd get very far before I get covered in bite marks.
That test and what I said aren't necessarily the same thing. I just corrected the "she is a cat" to "she is a human", I didn't argue about the fucking part even because we don't know what happened.