Home Center-goto Yobidasareta Watashi no Daimeikyuu Renovation! - Ch. 2.1 - How to Defeat a Dragon (Part 1)

[Iosif]

So you really think adventurers will wants to dive into super hard dungeon that has indeterminate number of floors, just because they heard that there is a store on the last floor.

Big oof. Go back to my last reply, and read those instructions carefully. Then read them twice. Then follow them twice. You clearly need the practice.

 

[Kefrayba]

Big oof. Go back to my last reply, and read those instructions carefully. Then read them twice. Then follow them twice. You clearly need the practice.

It's not my problem that you don't understand logistics.

 

[Iosif]

It's not my problem that you don't understand logistics.

Not my problem you don't know how to read lmao.

 

[Kefrayba]

Not my problem you don't know how to read lmao.

Not my problem you don't understand people.

 

[Iosif]

Not my problem you don't understand people.

Not my problem you don't understand text! Hah!

 

[Kefrayba]

Not my problem you don't understand text! Hah!

Not my problem that you don't understand logic.

 

[Iosif]

Not my problem that you don't understand logic.

AHAHAHA says the guy that couldn't follow simple instructions!! HAHA STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME HAHAHAAH!!

 

[Kefrayba]

AHAHAHA says the guy that couldn't follow simple instructions!! HAHA STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME HAHAHAAH!!

Naaa... You made no sense in your reply. After all, no one else take notice of it.

 

[Lelouchezero]

Here’s an idea: expose the dragon to the psychological despair of human consumption and inequalities of late-stage global capitalism, as manifested in the super center.

There, now we can really put those cigs to use. We’ll turn the dragon into a neet

Aren't dragons by their very nature neets? They spend all of their downtime in their caves hoarding their treasure. I mean think about it.. they are practically the fantasy equivalent of the basement dwelling otaku XD (just don't say that to their face)

 

[Iosif]

Naaa... You made no sense in your reply. After all, no one else take notice of it.

Took*.

 

[Kefrayba]

Took*.

Still, no one else care enough to notice.

 

[Iosif]

Still, no one else care enough to notice.

Cares, or cared. Either would've worked there.

 

[495Go]

I wonder how will the plot goes after they can escape the dungeon. I wonder how will the author deal with the home center.

In the previous chapter someone said the novel has "dungeon management" as tag, so...

 

[sdrj77]

How has Fiona been living to just double barrel those cigarettes like it's a regular Monday?

 

[Penquinn]

Nope, I wrote the answer to that already. Read my past comment and follow those instructions.

On the other hand:

I have my answer.

Your answer to "How will they get to the bottom floor before going through all the others above it" boils down to "Something will happen that makes that true", by that logic why wouldn't they just bring the home center to the top floor through "the same kind of magic BS that already put two girls, one giant store, and a bunch of animals on that floor"? If the story does end up as them teleporting adventurers to the bottom floor, the whole explanation of "The gem that brought the center here is cracked and can't be used again" makes about as much sense as your "answer", so hey maybe you're actually cut out to write isekai might take some time to work up to that level of conscious thought though

 

[Iosif]

Your answer to "How will they get to the bottom floor before going through all the others above it" boils down to "Something will happen that makes that true", by that logic why wouldn't they just bring the home center to the top floor through "the same kind of magic BS that already put two girls, one giant store, and a bunch of animals on that floor"? If the story does end up as them teleporting adventurers to the bottom floor, the whole explanation of "The gem that brought the center here is cracked and can't be used again" makes about as much sense as your "answer", so hey maybe you're actually cut out to write isekai might take some time to work up to that level of conscious thought though

Lmao I expect your apology when it turns out I'm correct.

 

[MelonManic]

Well it's simple really, open the dragons mouth, drop in the poison, lower the jaw closed, simple really

Or just cook em so good a food the dragon switches sides

 

[tiniestkid]

She's got competition

https://imgur.com/a/u5oSGHJ

What's this from?

Edit: found it, Ch.3 Pg.13 from here: https://mangadex.org/title/3d287418-9bd7-4bf4-b71b-1c4512812a50/oshi-to-no-yuri-wa-arienai

 

[Seraphus]

How do you administer the poison?

There are both steel and PVC pipes at the HomeCenter, so...

4"/100mm diameter PVC pipe, a funnel, and pour it up the dragons nose; if it's boiled cigarettes (nicotine) and fertilizer (Phosphorous, Sulphur), that dragon will be dead in short order!

That shit will fuck up any organic (carbon-based) life form!

I recommend PVC for the lack of weight, or even PEX piping; steel isnt bad, as it can withstand proximity to both poisons and dragons, but it may be rather heavy; even ¾"(2mm) thin-wall galvanized steel has some decent weight to it!

So, yeah; yard some 3½-4" PVC piping up the stairs with a coupla gallons of poison, and Bob's your uncle.

(I ain't figuring out all the metric equivalent to Freedom Units, rn)