Me: Reading one chapter of obvious jailbait
Door: *SLAM* *SLAM*
Me: "You know its open?"
FBI Officer-Chan: "... Do we really need to go through this again?!"
Me: "I know, Kodomo no jikan, Rotte no Omocha, Isekai de Kojiin wo Hiraitakedo, nazeka Darehitori Sudatou to Shinai Ken, Isekai no Meikyuu Toshi de Chiyu Mahoutsukai Yattemasu, Tsugumomo, Himekishi ga Classmate, Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi, Muchi Muchi Kyousei Seichouchuu...
FBI Officer-Chan "WAIT?! STOP!"
Me: "Yes?"
FBI Officer-Chan: "Whats with the last two? I dont remember those being in your file... What have you done?"
Me: "Oh... Errrrm... This is kinda arkward."
FBI Officer-Chan: "It sure is, but we have time on our hands any way thanks to you. Then lets see what they are."
Me: Opening the Dokuments and than the Homeworkfolder, then reveal the "HIDDEN" Homeworkfolder and within, Open the Protected Archive named "Vegan Cooking".
Me: "Mrs FBI Officer, its somewhere within here. You can search for them yourself. I will wait at the Van, can you maybe give me the handcuffs already?"
FBI Officer-Chan: Gives me the Handcuffs and browses trough the 120gb Archive.
FBI Officer-Chan: "WHAT THE F**K IS THIS?!"
FBI Officer-Chan: Dosent realise that I silently locked the door, also doesent realise whats hidden under the bed, in very ravaged but kind of happy state.
Me: Sneaks up on FBI Officer-Chan, cuff her to the chair and stuff a towel down her throat.
FBI Officer-Chan: "!!! Hrhhrhep yuf bezgd!!!"
Me: "Im sorry, but looks like you will join us for a while."
The EX-FBI Officer-Chan: Comes out from under the bed.
The EX-FBI Officer-Chan: "Dont be scared it will be allright-Nya. You will be happy eventually, just like me-Nya"
FBI Officer-Chan: Looks shocked at the corrupted figure of her missing college, then looks and me with eyes of pure disgust.
FBI Officer-Chan: "!!! Wab?! Wht hef you dun?! Yu guh dem buztrd!!!"
Me: Smirking like a demon going to devour an inocent soul.
Me: "Well you know, I really didnt plan for this when she came for another one of the storys I enjoyed. Well a liitle bit of stuff happened and now she understands the art, why it makes US happy and many many other things... Yes, I know Im going to hell for many things, but I might as well add another one."