How to get rid a human body

[Taogeru]

You see the title, just give me idea QUICK.
I've got 1 year

 

[K.Angel]

Too direct!!! Change the title to "How to get rid of a 75 kgs chicken??" then you'd receive so many more answer!!!

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

You see the title, just give me idea QUICK.
I've got 1 year

Acid

Too direct!!! Change the title to "How to get rid of a 75 kgs chicken??" then you'd receive so many more answer!!!

Who wants to get rid of all that chicken? If you can't finish it all yourself then give it away.

 

[Taogeru]

Too direct!!! Change the title to "How to get rid of a 75 kgs chicken??" then you'd receive so many more answer!!!

Acid

Who wants to get rid of all that chicken? If you can't finish it all yourself then give it away.

He's right, just give us the damn chicken.
But Acid? Nah, someone will definitely raise a suspicion

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@TheTopAdventure, could you send your guys to look into this Taogeru user? i've got a bad feeling about this

 

[Taogeru]

@TheTopAdventure, could you send your guys to look into this Taogeru user? i've got a bad feeling about this

Don't worry dawg, it ain't you

 

[shwiftyshfifty]

then put in food processor

nuggies

eat them to get rid of dna evidence

*RIP Jamie Oliver

 

[girlrotting]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Don't worry dawg, it ain't you

well i'd hope not. just tell me it isn't my bros @pandascepter @sterben @BakedBanana @Angry_Panda either, right?

 

[Manko-sensei]

Read/watch Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi I guess.

 

[Taogeru]

well i'd hope not. just tell me it isn't my bros @pandascepter @sterben @BakedBanana @Angry_Panda either, right?

Yeah, it ain't them

 

[K.Angel]

I am in the field of forensics so I can answer you seriously but that would definitely put me on someone's hitlist here!!!

 

[thyhatredgrowswhileiamthriving]

Dismember the body and bury the parts as far apart as you can. If possible, on a country border. Remove any identifiable factors on the body.

 

[Teddy]

Generally speaking anything involving burial is a bad idea, Easy to reach, Air/nutrients will make the patch youve dug to be more noticeable.

If you got access to industrial meat processors or furnances alot easier

Sea is okay too

 

[Lowfyie]

Some nice seasonings and decent enough cooking skills, take it as lunch to work everyday and wait for ur coworker to eat it like the son of a bitch that they are. Report missing person on the dead body and out your lunch stealing coworker as a suspect, they'll do a stool sample on his ass and see that he ate the missing dude. Two birds with one stone, get rid of a body and fuck your bitch ass coworker's life up. Works every time

 

[thyhatredgrowswhileiamthriving]

Some nice seasonings and decent enough cooking skills, take it as lunch to work everyday and wait for ur coworker to eat it like the son of a bitch that they are. Report missing person on the dead body and out your lunch stealing coworker as a suspect, they'll do a stool sample on his ass and see that he ate the missing dude. Works every time

I dunno man I wouldn't trust someone named the gay green goblin

 

[Lowfyie]

I dunno man I wouldn't trust someone named the gay green goblin

You're looking for a morally upstanding citizen to help you hide a dead body?

 

[thyhatredgrowswhileiamthriving]

You're looking for a morally upstanding citizen to help you hide a dead body?

I'm a morally upstanding citizen.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Here in Iowa, we have pig farms.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Here in Iowa, we have pig farms.

Wasn't there a shounen series about a woman who ate human-sized aliens like a black hole?