This makes me think of a hilarious image of a reluctant satan begrudgingly accepting the sacrifices from cults because, although they are his worshippers, their fanaticism creeps the fuck out of himshe managed to creep out the devil
Insomnia can break a lotta people, can’t help that bed looks so damn comfygirl keeps getting herself almost murdered just cause she can't stop sleeping in his room lmao
Re-reading and man, if I was him, I think I'd have fired her already for being a creep XD Though I'd also be curious as to how far she'll actually go, since every time it's some wild shitWhy is being a pervert her go-to lie, girl I'm dyingggg
Also, I think it's so funny how despite being (rightfully) weirded out by Hilda, his interest rating hasn't dropped yet