With that last page, I always understood it to be, like, a mantra. The first couple chapters reinforced that thought. The "correct" TL also makes sense though
Sad state of affairs when you have to add a disclaimer every other page.
also:
During my 8th Birthday, while my mom wasn't paying attention, I took a bottle of come from my neighbour's child, although I only got a sip of it and it immediatly got snached away by my mother, but thankfully it spilt all over my clothes