Funny as it is for them to go to another country to get the cacao beans, that would be the least of their worries if Valentines is three days away lmao.
Processing chocolate from cacao seeds, especially the ENTIRELY RAW white ones shown is a painstaking process and can take anywhere from a few days to several weeks depending on how long you ferment them just to START.
That or they fudged it with what was there and the chocolate actually tastes horrible which would be funny in its own way
As a gag though is definitely funny