Middle French porcelaine cowrie shell, porcelain, from Italian porcellana, from porcello vulva, literally, little pig, from Latin porcellus, diminutive of porcus pig, vulva; from the shape of the shell (note that vulva is shell in Latin, anatomic term makes an analogy to the shape of a mollusk). Less formal: Italians used word piggy (porcella) for smooth shiny lustrous shells, and thus the word was later used for smooth shiny lustrous ceramics from China. On the other hand, pro-cella was a professional female cello player, and a young female professional cello player is porcellaine. Surely, a famous Italian porcellaine will visit the city, and because of incredibly complicated issues, our MC will have to escort her, leading to her falling in love with MC, a quarrel with city misses to worship MC, Italian mafia bringing a Russian magician to support her etc.
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