I consider myself a relatively tolerant person.
Jaywalk? Well, so long as nobody gets hurt.
Play with your food? Let's blame it on youthful enthusiasm.
Commit genocide against an entire race? Everyone can have a bad day from time to time.
But you steal someone else's burger? First, you take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but food is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!