"Dear diary,
Today was a good day. I saved the first member of my harem twice. And I even received help from Totally-Not-Prospective-Harem-Member-#2, a loli. Who tossed me a huge fucking sword that was larger and weighed more than her and that I used to kill a demon moose. And then said sword loli passed out from hunger and now I can save her... for purely platonic reasons, FBI-kun, I assure you."