Him spreading the rumor of being the cuckhold man himself is not what I expected. There has to have been a better way to do that.
Brushetta are pretty easy to do, as long as you have an oven and olive oil.
I used to eat mushroom sauce Brushetta at a place near my university back in the day...
Approved 🤌It's brusChetta, with a hard "C", pronounced "Bruce"-"cat"-ta ("ta" as in tablet)