At this point, ditch the truck, stick a miniature device at the end of a mallet or something, no? The goddess reincarnated peeps by snapping their necks and cutting them with knives, so it might be possible, no?
I am years late to this but have to point out, candidate 01 has the stats and likeness of a certain austrian painter.
Candidate 04 might be Bamboo Mañalac.
Not sure about the others but they are also probably based on famous people.