Unfortunately, that was the best we managed to come up with, the pun is untranslatable into English. We also thought of "Come rock up to a place that’s equally far from the rats and monkeys!", but the translator objected that the original didn't even mention zodiac animals. I proposed "Find the place halfway from a child and their statement", as it puns on the hanzi/hanja for rat and monkey, which also mean "child" and "to state", but it became too abstract.