"Ah yes, even tho I tried asking her out before and she rejected me which caused me to lose sleep, now that you, new girl made me feel better....I'm gonna go confess to her again 😊"
MC : "Even if the T*tanic hasn't sunken as fast as my ship, I'll try again and then...."
Me : "... Get a grip ! Your S-H-I-P was down to Atlantis at ocean bottom level since the very beginning ! Stop overthinking about it because life goes on !"
