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*Police siren, door bust down

Police ?: "FREEZE PEDO."

Pedo 1 ?: THE POLICE IS HERE!!! RUN FOR IT.

Pedo 2 ?: Quick! Everyone play dead! Cop's will only shoot you if you run!!.

Everyone already started running though...

Pedo 3 ?: THAT IDIOT IS TOO DAMN LOUD *start running.

Pedo 4 ?: Everyone act white then they won't shoot you.

Pedo 2 ?: That was back then! You will definitely get shot if your white, because there is no cultural backlash and no one will care! You have to act white AND rich!!!!.

Pedo 1 ?: White, rich, male, and Christians. Cisgendered would be the icing on the death cake.

Pedo 3 ?: Yeah because that definitely doesn't happen anymore.

Dark skinned Pedo ?: I'm dark skin though...

Pedo 4 ?: Start speaking Spanish or better yet Navajo to increase your survival rate!

Pedo 2 ?: Also, run in zig zags to confuse them!

Pedo 4 ?: And blind them with your pocket sand!!!

Dark skinned Pedo ?: I only know engli—*man down*

Pedo 2 ?: Looks like its time for my trump card!!! *starts throwing doughnuts*

Pedo 1 ?: It's weird how you don't say Donu— *lungs fill will the blood and the loss of loli's*

Pedo 4 ?: Dont try and hide! You all we be prisoned in MILF-Prison! SO RUN AND HIDE WILL YOU CAN!.

Pedo 3 ?: *Leads the cops to you all* there, I led you to them, let me go free officer. Thanks!.

Pedo 4 ?: Burn the traitor, snitches get stitches.

Pedo 3 ?: Traitor?!?! One of us must survive so we all can win. I'm just making sure that it's me...
 
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*Police siren, door bust down

Police ?: "FREEZE PEDO."

Pedo 1 ?: THE POLICE IS HERE!!! RUN FOR IT.

Pedo 2 ?
: Quick! Everyone play dead! Cop's will only shoot you if you run!!.

Everyone already started running though...

Pedo 3 ?: THAT IDIOT IS TOO DAMN LOUD *start running.

Pedo 4 ?: Everyone act white then they won't shoot you.

Pedo 2 ?: That was back then! You will definitely get shot if your white, because there is no cultural backlash and no one will care! You have to act white AND rich!!!!.

Pedo 1 ?: White, rich, male, and Christians. Cisgendered would be the icing on the death cake.

Pedo 3 ?: Yeah because that definitely doesn't happen anymore.

Dark skinned Pedo ?: I'm dark skin though...

Pedo 4 ?: Start speaking Spanish or better yet Navajo to increase your survival rate!

Pedo 2 ?: Also, run in zig zags to confuse them!

Pedo 4 ?: And blind them with your pocket sand!!!

Dark skinned Pedo ?: I only know engli—man down

Pedo 2 ?: Looks like its time for my trump card!!! starts throwing doughnuts

Pedo 1 ?: It's weird how you don't say Donu— lungs fill will the blood and the loss of loli's

Pedo 4 ?: Dont try and hide! You all we be prisoned in MILF-Prison! SO RUN AND HIDE WILL YOU CAN!.

Pedo 3 ?: Leads the cops to you all there, I led you to them, let me go free officer. Thanks!.

Pedo 4 ?: Burn the traitor, snitches get stitches.

Pedo 3 ?: Traitor?!?! One of us must survive so we all can win. I'm just making sure that it's me...
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Never cook again :facepalm:
 

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