Someone needs to decapitate that black-haired bloke, because he's obviously too dumb to be kept alive. Would probably kill a family's pet dog too, because he's a simple minded moron.
'i see, you're probably the most powerful and intelligent creature that exists on this planet, a completely unique existence.... i'll give you the single most common name used for housecats in japan!'
@nobaka When you're put on the spot you won't always have your creativity centers proc'cing to get you a badass name... and it seems like this guy didn't read a lot of fantasy.