The worst kind of NTR. Where the bitch is just an evil slut and the dude who's apparently been friends with other dude forever has the morals of dog shit.
Let's call my boyfriend while I'm cheating on him. Arghhhh hate it so much. Serious murder vibes. People wonder why murders happen
"HERE officer read this, explains my situation perfectly."
"I understand, psychological self-defense. You're free to go, pitiful lad"