Kanojo o Ubatta Ikemen Bishoujo ga Naze ka Ore Made Nerattekuru - Ch. 1

[Theinfinitepet]

Spoiler

From Novel Updates, provided by YourMorninCu:

Mizushima:

Her first impression was incredibly strong, she essentially solidified herself as public enemy #1 right out of the gate. As the story progresses, you can see that the author is trying to get you to like her more, but her initial actions kind of overshadow anything else she does (at least for me). I mean, she "stole" MC's girlfriend, and then outta nowhere states that he was the main target all along, and she did so in the most arrogant manner possible.

What we come to learn later on is that the whole "steal your girlfriend" thing was actually a game/bet between Mizushima and Ena (they're childhood friends). If Mizushima could steal MC within a month it's her win, if not, Ena's win. Now the whole underlying reason for the bet is s*upid (but more on that when we talk about Ena), but it was proposed because Mizushima also knew the MC when he was younger (shocking). He had saved her from a drunk man who got hit in the head with a ball while she and her friends were playing. Everyone left her with the adult and MC happened to pass by and save her.

She fell in love with him from here and kept thinking about him throughout the years. Part of the reason she becomes such a public figure is in hopes of becoming someone worthy of MC and in hopes that he'd find her. However, right before entering an all girl's highschool, she gets a message from Ena (they had kept in touch over the years) with a picture of her new boyfriend (guess who).
Mizushima still covets the MC and still wants to be with him so she tells her parents she's changing schools to be with him and one day Ena complains about her relationship with her boyfriend to her supportive childhood friend.

---

Ena:

She was pretty much manipulated into the whole game/bet thing by Mizushima, but it doesn't make what she and Mizushima did any less vile. How it went is that after complaining about her relationship, Mizushima saw her chance. She spilled everything about how she met MC in the past and her love for him, and proposed the bet. Ena feeling guilty for stealing her best friend's crush agrees, but forbids her from talking about the past.

Another thing to note is that Ena also agreed because she questioned if the MC really loved her. She grew up in a strict family and didn't get out much. Coupled with the fact that the MC didn't touch her (handholding, kissing, etc) she thought this was a good opportunity to find out (ya know, instead of just talking about it, but whatever).

---

MC:

Nothing much to say about him despite he's the MC lol. He's pretty much just dragged along by the others. The only thing of note is that he used to be bright and active, and that he once wanted to be a hero so he practiced martial arts (this comes in handy). This is also why he saved Mizushima when everyone else ran away. But what upsets me is how spineless he is, these two literally toyed with his emotions like it was a game and didn't really feel any remorse until around the last 5 chapters. He's like a doormat the entire time and doesn't even put his foot down when his family is in danger (more on this in the next section).

---

The story itself:

MC goes along with the bet with Mizushima and during this time he is stalked, his family is potentially put in danger, and he is almost stabbed twice. Once while he was protecting Mizushima from a crazed fan (but she ended up shielding him and getting slashed on the forehead) and another time when her other crazed fan (her manager's sister) saw them together posing as a bride and groom for a photoshoot and tried to get rid of him (once again Mizushima took the knife, but this time she actually got stabbed in the side and was hospitalized for about a week). This is what I'm talking about with the author trying to paint her in a better light, but in the last instance of stabbing, MC was trying to take precautions but she basically said "I'll protect you, it's fine." Mind you the reason the stabber knew where they were is because she asked Mizushima out on a date to the aquariam, Mizushima said no, but still took both tickets and used the other one for MC (to which he foreshadowed "you're gonna get stabbed someday"

After Mizushima is released from the hospital we get the confession. It's been a month and she once again confesses to MC, but he turns her down (but not because he doesn't like her or he still sees her as the one who stole his girlfriend), it's because he didn't want to see Ena said because at this point he still thought they were doing this behind her back.

With that said, Ena comes out and everything is revealed. Ena apologizes but before getting back together she reveals Mizushima's (who has already left at this point) and MC's past and gives him the option between the two of them again. He runs after Mizushima and finds her on a beach blowing a whistle he gave her when they were younger (saying whenever she blew this he'd come save her). They have a heart to heart and right before solidifying their relationship Ena shows up regretting her decision to let MC leave to chase Mizushima. They go back and forth, neither wanting to give up on him until someone sees them and calls security.

They resume converstaions the next day after school; the girls start off by apologizing for treating the MC like a toy this whole time and tells him to choose. He can't so they do the next best thing, he can just date both of them. But this doesn't sit well with him so he asks them for more time. The story ends with them joining the same film club MC is a part of and introducing themselves as girlfriend candidates.

This is one of the most brain meltingly stupid things I’ve ever seen. Thank you for posting this and allowing me to not waste a single second on this dumpster fire of a story.

 

[jump90008]

Yeah, all the female characters so far are bitches with no redeeming qualities. Reject the hoes and date your bro instead for the twist.

Have he and his bro have hot say gex At the end of the show

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@pandascepter @bigtiddyoneesan

I just read the spoiler (look at the one above me) and we are so riding this one all the way through LETS GO!

.>5.16 rating
author-san, i kneel

 

[Sudipto]

I see nothing interesting in this

 

[Kai_Kasabu]

Fucking japanese making another shitass cuck self insert MC. Dear God, why did you bless japanese with the ability to draw so good when they end up making this kinds of things?

 

[bank84754]

289/493 confirmed votes were registered as 1-4 stars out of 10...yet this p.o.s. is placed on the popular titles list...because of the amount of votes & comments being posted and confirmed at such a quick pace...good grief who is the more fearsome enemy? Those lurking in the outskirts (the authors and editors sharting out these turd nuggies)? Or the ones nearby (i.e. us mooks choosing to get uppity/miffed instead of choosing to do literally anything else)?

 

[Felscorn]

Damn, This is a dumpster fire of a manga.







So anyways, I started bookmarking.

 

[misopogon]

Well, this was terrible

The author was not cooking at all I'm afraid

Also like, why is he so baffled that his girlfriend could dump him? Anyone else in this scenario would think "oh, she's gay". I mean it'd still be pretty surprising and probably bothersome, but you'd assume that's what went down here and it wasn't really about you.

 

[boogabooga227]

This...is kinda ass

 

[Asheron]

If it's rated 5.x, you know it is because of NTR. This was not great or anything but the auto-trashing of this aspect resembles something out of a reddit hivemind isekai.

 

[miniongodking]

The cuck of my cuck is mine... SO FOOKIN WEIRD BROOOO

i got my balls in your mouuuth

 

[TotoShampoin]

Okay, my predictions:

1. By the end of the month, he will grow fond of her, but her love will kinda have worn out, and he'll have to make a move to make it work.

2. This manga will get an anime in a few years

 

[Shay_Mendez]

I'm gonna do what this gutless bitch of an MC couldn't do and walk away. Never reading this shit again.

Don't give me a bye felicia either. I don't want it. Don't waste your time or energy on that and let me leave with dignity.

 

[AnacondaHL]

Doesn't the "I'll do anything you say (winkwink sexy command)" offer logically and completely contradict the entire point of the one-month trial period?

Like the only way this manga can be salvaged is if he actually survives the month and uses the win in a completely different way. Please tell me he has SOME plan, right?

 

[D1003Briner]

Where the F is the comedy?

The commedy is mcs miserable existence

 

[Nehona]

Spoiler

From Novel Updates, provided by YourMorninCu:

Mizushima:

Her first impression was incredibly strong, she essentially solidified herself as public enemy #1 right out of the gate. As the story progresses, you can see that the author is trying to get you to like her more, but her initial actions kind of overshadow anything else she does (at least for me). I mean, she "stole" MC's girlfriend, and then outta nowhere states that he was the main target all along, and she did so in the most arrogant manner possible.

What we come to learn later on is that the whole "steal your girlfriend" thing was actually a game/bet between Mizushima and Ena (they're childhood friends). If Mizushima could steal MC within a month it's her win, if not, Ena's win. Now the whole underlying reason for the bet is s*upid (but more on that when we talk about Ena), but it was proposed because Mizushima also knew the MC when he was younger (shocking). He had saved her from a drunk man who got hit in the head with a ball while she and her friends were playing. Everyone left her with the adult and MC happened to pass by and save her.

She fell in love with him from here and kept thinking about him throughout the years. Part of the reason she becomes such a public figure is in hopes of becoming someone worthy of MC and in hopes that he'd find her. However, right before entering an all girl's highschool, she gets a message from Ena (they had kept in touch over the years) with a picture of her new boyfriend (guess who).
Mizushima still covets the MC and still wants to be with him so she tells her parents she's changing schools to be with him and one day Ena complains about her relationship with her boyfriend to her supportive childhood friend.

---

Ena:

She was pretty much manipulated into the whole game/bet thing by Mizushima, but it doesn't make what she and Mizushima did any less vile. How it went is that after complaining about her relationship, Mizushima saw her chance. She spilled everything about how she met MC in the past and her love for him, and proposed the bet. Ena feeling guilty for stealing her best friend's crush agrees, but forbids her from talking about the past.

Another thing to note is that Ena also agreed because she questioned if the MC really loved her. She grew up in a strict family and didn't get out much. Coupled with the fact that the MC didn't touch her (handholding, kissing, etc) she thought this was a good opportunity to find out (ya know, instead of just talking about it, but whatever).

---

MC:

Nothing much to say about him despite he's the MC lol. He's pretty much just dragged along by the others. The only thing of note is that he used to be bright and active, and that he once wanted to be a hero so he practiced martial arts (this comes in handy). This is also why he saved Mizushima when everyone else ran away. But what upsets me is how spineless he is, these two literally toyed with his emotions like it was a game and didn't really feel any remorse until around the last 5 chapters. He's like a doormat the entire time and doesn't even put his foot down when his family is in danger (more on this in the next section).

---

The story itself:

MC goes along with the bet with Mizushima and during this time he is stalked, his family is potentially put in danger, and he is almost stabbed twice. Once while he was protecting Mizushima from a crazed fan (but she ended up shielding him and getting slashed on the forehead) and another time when her other crazed fan (her manager's sister) saw them together posing as a bride and groom for a photoshoot and tried to get rid of him (once again Mizushima took the knife, but this time she actually got stabbed in the side and was hospitalized for about a week). This is what I'm talking about with the author trying to paint her in a better light, but in the last instance of stabbing, MC was trying to take precautions but she basically said "I'll protect you, it's fine." Mind you the reason the stabber knew where they were is because she asked Mizushima out on a date to the aquariam, Mizushima said no, but still took both tickets and used the other one for MC (to which he foreshadowed "you're gonna get stabbed someday"

After Mizushima is released from the hospital we get the confession. It's been a month and she once again confesses to MC, but he turns her down (but not because he doesn't like her or he still sees her as the one who stole his girlfriend), it's because he didn't want to see Ena said because at this point he still thought they were doing this behind her back.

With that said, Ena comes out and everything is revealed. Ena apologizes but before getting back together she reveals Mizushima's (who has already left at this point) and MC's past and gives him the option between the two of them again. He runs after Mizushima and finds her on a beach blowing a whistle he gave her when they were younger (saying whenever she blew this he'd come save her). They have a heart to heart and right before solidifying their relationship Ena shows up regretting her decision to let MC leave to chase Mizushima. They go back and forth, neither wanting to give up on him until someone sees them and calls security.

They resume converstaions the next day after school; the girls start off by apologizing for treating the MC like a toy this whole time and tells him to choose. He can't so they do the next best thing, he can just date both of them. But this doesn't sit well with him so he asks them for more time. The story ends with them joining the same film club MC is a part of and introducing themselves as girlfriend candidates.

Thank you kind sir. I will not waste my time on this abusive shit. I have better things to do with my time

 

[Nehona]

If it's rated 5.x, you know it is because of NTR. This was not great or anything but the auto-trashing of this aspect resembles something out of a reddit hivemind isekai.

Except you're wrong. If you go and read the spoilers, as I'm sure MANY here did, you'll know that the rating is ALSO due to those spoilers.

Cause this is a story about two abusive pieces of shit girls and their victim, a doormat retarded boy.
The MC is a retarded doormat. The girls deserve a punch in their fucking face cause they're just cruel pieces of shit.

 

[DaJoey]

Yeah, all the female characters so far are bitches with no redeeming qualities. Reject the hoes and date your bro instead for the twist.

I would be 100% down if he told them off and just ended up doing bromance shit with his best friend.

It would be such a refreshing take on the genre where the two of them just do shounen and brotherhoodrat shit.

 

[AGhostButBetter]

Oh god not another cuck fantasy. It would’ve been significantly better if she broke up with his ex before doing all this. But no, instead she says she’ll date both of them but “he’s the only one she really likes”. And then of course it wouldn’t be a true cuck fantasy manga if he didn’t fall for her NTR fetish. I’ll read this for a few chapters but if it doesn’t get any better then I’m dropping it.

No no

This isn't just some cuck fantasy

This is an insane cuck fantasy.

Getting cucked by a stranger, and now the person who cucked you also wants you, which I'm pretty sure would just circle around to him cucking his ex-girlfriend.

 

[princee01]

she needs a slap in the face