Turns out she was a lesbian the whole time?
But what if it turns out she had confused heteromanticism with heterosexuality? She could possibly be homoromantic as a girl, but sexually... normal? What even would be normal in this situation?
What?
I'm overthinking again.
Pretty sure they meant "sus-ass tale" kind of like "bad-ass" or so on, but that's a really region-locked slang phrase, so I'm not sure.