"Do you prefer me with or without makeup?"
Wives know their men are stupid, you honestly can't really go wrong here if you go on a long compare and contrast as to why each have their charms.
"Do you prefer me as a fox or a human?"
Same thing here. Just overwhelm her with everything you love about both forms.
"Do you like me better chubby or thin?"
For 99% of men, this one is a trap. You cannot win here. Run.
Dang. It's even coloured, plus, that last page too. Authorsan is trying to awake something within us?
The question of long or short hair can't even compare to this.