> *on the phone to waifu*
>> Hey babe, what are we having for dinner?
>> ...what kind of trouble are you in this time?
>> Nah, no trouble, just a little hungry
>> Dude, you never asked before, you said you wanted it to be a surprise!
>> Seriously, I really do want to know, got an owl ninja chasing me and I figured that a victory dinner would be neat.
>> ...YOU FUCKING WHAT?!