Four thoughts.
First, Thanks for the TL, but on page 2 you call the "bread machine" a "brad machine."
Second, nice seeing all the breads, but a proper loaf not made in a machine would be torment for Elma. Some take 2-3 hour proofs.
Third, please no one show her any of the Great British Bake-Off or its derivatives. Elma would have a huge foodgasm.
Four, speaking of -gasms, Elma should use her tongue on other things to get the cream.
And Merry Christmas to everyone.