Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the dragon butler from dragon maid so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch dragon maid I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fafnir. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted on Fafnir's hot face. I want him to have my babies. Fuck, my fucking girlfriend caught me with the neighbor's mannequin. I'd dressed it in Fafnir's outfit and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away TV. I might not ever get to see Fafnir again.