The first rule of juicy gossip is, you tie down Aqua.
The second rule of juicy gossip is, you tie down Aqua even harder.
What other people see: Kazuma has his own harem party.
What Kazuma sees: my job is idiot wrangling, and it's stressful !
Kazuma has enough self awareness to realize that if he'd had a daughter he'd never let her date someone like him.