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[DavidianMillerian]

Capitalism, ho ho ho!

it’s december 1st

so, as Santa of Mangadex, I have carefully curated gifts for the 22 people in this thread

so it’s time for everyone to receive their gifts!

first one on the list…

@Infuriated_Quadrupedal!

thank you for being an american and being a good friend

your gift?

this body pillow of Nokotan!

the next one is…

@araara!

thank you for being mangadex’s news reporter

your gift is…

your biggest achievement!

moving on…

@apt

thank you for something

your gift is…

a hot, sexy mature boyfriend!

next one off the list is…

@PisangGoreng!

thank you for being the best dude in the forums

and your gift is…

a biblically accurate taiyaki!

following the alphabet, the next one is…

@indonesian_1

thank you for being indonesian, I guess

your gift?

here it is!

oh, sorry, you wanted America, not Africa?

tough luck, kiddo, no refunds

next one off the list…

@bigpeccyoniisan

thank you for this thread

here’s your gift

estrogen pills!

so you can finally become a bigtiddyoneesan instead of remaining a bigpeccyoniisan the rest of your life

next…

@Cubical_Marshtomp

thank you for being a mudkip

your gift is:

a treecko disguised as a bee!

moving on, the next one in the alphabet is…

dex-chan herself!

I thank her for being the lovable mascot she is

her gift is…

the Akashic Records!

she deserves it

next, next, next…

@Nonoel

thank you for just existing

here’s your gift

a woman in a business suit!

next one, next one…

@Jysk_Mug

thank you for being a newcomer

here be your gift

me holding an Ikea mug

enjoy

continued in the next post…

 

[Doedoel]

a woman in a business suit!

crying in joy rn, thank you bro

 

[Robinisback]

How far the world has fallen, Even the gifts are being given at alphabetical order, smh.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

next is such a boring word

@Mangomoss

thank you for being a professional no-lifer

your gift?

a new nintendo switch, because you said your last one died

going down the list…

@Otoko-no-ko-sensei

thank you for being a yuri enjoyer

your gift is…

a lily of the valley!

have fun taking care of it

…tsil eht no eno txen

@Gary_Oak

thank you for your ocs

your gift…

some frog legs

everyone should move forward in their life

@Indonesian_2

thank you for being a lurker

your gift?

a pack of Indomie jumbo!

jeez, how many more are left…?

@Feeshman

thank you for being one of many moderators who keep this site stable

here’s your gift…

a new house! (furniture and water sold separately)

time to press on…

@robbinthebank

thank you for being a sigma

here’s your gift:

(shit, just realized it was the wrong bocchi, my apologies)

more, more, more…

@sol_invictus

thank you for being the time when the sun reaches its most northerly or southerly excursion relative to the celestial equator on the celestial sphere and your art

here’s your gift:

a free trial of the sun for three days!

after the free trial is over, you either have to pay 1 billion USD per second to use it again, or unsubscribe from the subscription

four more…

@IGN

thank you for posting the best songs on the “Song of the day?” thread

here’s your gift

a picture of Kaname Madoka!

moving on…

@CertifiedDoomFanboy

thank you for being saner than the other frenchie on this list

your gift’s here:

the super shotgun from Doom 3!

again, the next post…

 

[DavidianMillerian]

3 more…

@vipgirl32

(insert same thank you as fishman)

here’s your gift

my dog wearing a santa hat!

ain’t he cute?

second to last one…

@berd

thank you for being portuguese

here’s your gift:

a green parakeet!

and finally…

@1jima-chan!

thank you for neiya

and your gift…

this drawing of neiya made by a young and upstarting artist who is just learning how to walk!

and that’s it, folks

happy holidays, and enjoy these pictures below

(top picture made by @solstice258, bottom picture made by yours truly)

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

Damn great pictures from from both of you (look at the lil mudkip on the stool right by the green berb, @solstice258 it's adorable)
Thank you David for the treeko disguised as a bee. Could always use more disguices tryna blend in with the bees.

 

[Robinisback]

Thanks for adding a cap at my pfp, I don't know jack shit about editing, now with the cap on I can finally feel the jolly of Christmas.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Thanks for adding a cap at my pfp, I don't know jack shit about editing, now with the cap on I can finally feel the jolly of Christmas.

happy to help, robin-tan

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

so, as Santa of Mangadex, I have carefully curated gifts for the 22 people in this thread

What kind of Santa deliberately bullies newbies? How does one qualify for being "in a thread" before the thread exists? Most importantly, why didn't you get me a gift? I feel so left out... forgotten... If you're going to continue to ignore the existence of people who have been around for less than a week, I might just follow through on some neglected threats.

 

[Basic_human]

I see dead man lurking behind Mudkip

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

I see dead man lurking behind Mudkip

Oh fuck didn't even notice em. His spirit still lingers

 

[Basic_human]

crying in joy rn, thank you bro

How come you not Indonesian guy number 3 but nonoel?!!

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

How come you not Indonesian guy number 3 but nonoel?!!

He has a better username than you do.

 

[Basic_human]

What kind of Santa deliberately bullies newbies? How does one qualify for being "in a thread" before the thread exists? Most importantly, why didn't you get me a gift? I feel so left out... forgotten... If you're going to continue to ignore the existence of people who have been around for less than a week, I might just follow through on some neglected threats.

Stick around for a year, he'll give you present too.

Saint Nicholas is kindred spirit

 

[DavidianMillerian]

What kind of Santa deliberately bullies newbies? How does one qualify for being "in a thread" before the thread exists? Most importantly, why didn't you get me a gift? I feel so left out... forgotten... If you're going to continue to ignore the existence of people who have been around for less than a week, I might just follow through on some neglected threats.

keep complaining, and you won't receive a gift next year

 

[Aluminium_Spaghetti]

keep complaining, and you won't receive a gift next year

I wouldn't say I'm so much complaining as trying to annoy you ten times worse than you annoy me.

 

[athayanezant]

Spoiler

Awww~~ sankyuuuu Davieee 😘🤘🏻💕💕
and what was that "SOMETHING" actually..? 🤔🤔

Note : I'm stealing some pics here and my pic with that hat. I want it as my pfp for the whole December. I won't ask permission, cuz I'm loving all thissss 😻😻😻

Edit : HAAAA NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW THE SPOILER TAG WORKS!! 🤭🤭

 

[Robinisback]

keep complaining, and you won't receive a gift next year

Literally 1984.

 

[BakedBanana]

thank you for being the best dude in the forums

and your gift is…

Thaaaanks, maybe Christmas isn't so bad. BAH HAMBUG!

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I really like the parallels between both sides of the table with the old and new:
Two miniature animals(?):
@hazzack and @Blocky_Mudkip

Two controversial members in the background:
@LLG and @Devourer

Two mythical creatures:
@justforthelulz and @Angry_Panda

Okay, I couldn't think of any more similarities, but it's nice to see how the new generation of regulars aren't so different from the oldies.

Nice job @DavidianMillerian and @solstice258

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Awww~~ sankyuuuu Davieee 😘🤘🏻💕💕
and what was that "SOMETHING" actually..? 🤔🤔

Note : I'm stealing some pics here and my pic with that hat. I want it as my pfp for the whole December. I won't ask permission, cuz I'm loving all thissss 😻😻😻

My eyes, the image is so long. Put it in a spoiler tag or something.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Thankfully we didn't appear as a mentions, otherwise Davidian would have got the "Banned" black title.