@twinklecake what if it was just a *brojob*? Just sucking on your bro's dick, for a laugh, while he's chanting ''BRO-JOB! BRO-JOB! BRO-JOB! BRO-JOB!'', and then you swallow his semen down like a legend, kiss him with tongue, for a laugh, and then down a beer in one and say ''no homo tho''?
@twinklecake There is no gay to be dispelled; "no homo tho" indicates there was never any gay and in fact *you* are gay for inferring it.
He won the genetics lottery. I'm nearly 10 years younger and felt out of breath watching him run around, and my face looks like a dishevelled potato if I close shave compared to his sculpted visage. Always the rhythm section, never the lead singer.
In light of your edit: BRO-JOB! BRO-JOB!