That's an amazing comparison, i've never seen that one before, well, one time with sam o'nella: "You finish chopping your jalapeños then you go touching your jalapenis..."
Jalapeño
The jalapeño is a medium-sized chili pepper pod type cultivar of the species Capsicum annuum. A mature jalapeño chili is 5–10 cm (2–4 in) long and hangs down with a round, firm, smooth flesh of 25–38 mm (1–1 1⁄2 in) wide.