Last Words

[Crazy_Steve]

Before you die, what will your last words be?

 

[Richman]

Idk, but I sure hope it's not something lame like "dangit!"

 

[YumGumYum]

 

[Tscheddov]

hard to say. i don't expect to die slowly with time to choose some last words.
Since I will probably die in a car accident on the glorious autobahn it's not even gonna be a full word. more like: >shi . . .< > blya. . .< or >fuu . . .<

 

[vexxar]

At least I'll hope my final moments are spent with my immediate family and I'd just say 'thank you for everything, Im proud of you' as cliché as those words may sound, I never got to hear them from my father

 

[LunaKara]

Depends, if is a sudden and quick death I will be probably cursing (I curse too much)
If is a slow death (like disease or aging) I will be probably cursing anyway, but it will be something more specific (like how I was unable to end watching/reading/playing something)
Yep, it will be boring in all ways (ﾉ>ヮ<)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
If I wasn't so airhead I at least could say something very chuuni like "I will be back soon" or "Time to meet the devil" or "To isekai land here I go"

 

[vinsegas]

Preserve my feces!

 

[MawMaw]

 

[Milfie]

If one has something needed to be said at this moment, then that one has lived a life in a wrong way. I had not been doing so, so nothing do I have. ^_____^

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Tatakae!!!

 

[TwenyTwo]

rn?
"I'm sorry mom"

 

[EOTFOFYL]

When my time has come,
please go wipe out my hard drives.
Ignore the contents.

 

[Stupid_Goo]

If I die, I want you to have my orange juice.

 

[aloysiusks]

im free... im not a slave to mortal coils anymore.

 

[Greenfrost]

I'll be back.

 

[hazzack]

"i've been thinking of a cliche line for a minute but i got nothing, sorry."

 

[Richman]

@hazzack
Don't you mean "quack"?
Or you'd be actually saying all of that, but our mortal ears can only hear duck noises.

 

[hazzack]

@richman
i wish to die in the embrace of my brethren

 

[PantsMan]

@YumGumYum

Spoiler

Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection… Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market… There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping… it’s all in the box in the basement labelled “Baby Pictures” … Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in here, they’re just not of you… They’re part of a collection, but that doesn’t matter now… You’ve gotta do this for me Pete. You’ve gotta destroy my porn stash… And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid … Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away… Hentai is Japanese for “pervert”, son, and that’s what I am… That’s what your Uncle Ben is… All the fat globs of semen I’ve wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years… And I’m a strong ejaculator, Pete… I’m as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time… I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth… The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete… The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before… I started to crave it… It was like a drug to me… And that’s coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s… usually off the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later… I have some footage of that in my porn collection… Which again, you REALLY need to get rid of… I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth… Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May’s birthday that I’ve been saving… I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it’s not like I have herpes or anything… Wait… Do genitals count? Never mind, I’m dying now… In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake… Bleh…

 

[Crazy_Steve]

@PantsMan I thought it was gonna be nice. Then I read your abomination.