"IT'S NOT LIKE I WANNA EXPLODE ALL OVER YOU OR ANYTHING!!" said Nuke-chan who transformed into a waifu because loli/shota 20 INCH PEEPEE mother magician wants the bomb to be one.
"Ha! You fool!" Optimus Shrek Imouto calls out, "That nuke was an illusion all along and you were fluffing a trap all along!! I did it to test you but it seems you have betrayed my love!!!"
"But since you were hit by Sensha-chan, regulations prohibit me from giving you any useful powers or skills," said the golden-haired androgynous divine being with a smirk.
"Listen here, boy. I want you to find the Demon Trap of this world and suck his powers using your mouth which I had enchanted with magic when you ate that mysterious cookie just at the beginning of your adventure!"