Them fighting words."Have you ever wanted to break up but couldn't?"
And he took that to heart."Don't underestimate pretending."
Well, she's sure going postal."Postal worker."
Already leaving with his girlfriend."Clocked out."
Hey, it beats replacing every word with cat, or making it completely unreadable with giant scan bars.Ah, what a clever April Fool's joke. You chose to translate it exactly like industry professionals when they "improve" it.