You will never have so much rizz that you have to say your dick broke so that you can stop girls from having sex with you
All 4 windows in his house, then his floor, now his testicles.I guess he's used to getting his balls busted now
Should probably go see a doctor tho
He's a Hero, with a capital H. He won't die even if he's killed.Either the author is a girl or MC has an insane recovery rate from getting his balls crushed. Even a swift tap on the nuts would make any normal guy keel over in pain for at least a minute.