"We are so sorry"
Are then pitying me?!
"But we do not see you as a friend"
freezes
"Nor colleague"
cold sweats
"Not even as a distant acquaintance"
utter shock
"Your more like a squeamish stalker. A disgusting and annoying piece of trash that is better of dead, but not threatening nor persistent enough to be worth doing so with our own hands"
turns to ash and gets blown away by the breeze
"So please never call us friends again. Its disgusting after all."
silence
"And if you call me by my first name again I will kill you"
"...yes ma'm"