Id prefer at least a months heads up, I can't plan how to properly avoid you with merely a weeks advance tsk tsk tsk
Ok rude, you can't just have a slice of cake before bed like a normal person? Nah you just gotta destroy her hopes and dreams despicable but your not me
You should have your taste buds removed if you can't entertain your lover somewhat after they get you a cake, make it an occasion gang- oi wait why did you wait til now to tell her you don't celebrate yer birthday, fucking despicable
OH GREAT HEAVENS THAT HAPPENED SOONER THAN I THOUGHT, YES YES PRO- ... IS THAT A BLOODY MELON POPSICLE!? HOW DID I MISS THAT IT LOOKS GREAT