I wanted to translate this one because of the Hikaru stuff, whom, even though I hate the idea of, DON'T hate as a character (which is the highest praise I can give to a mejaseca character) and then I remembered that the other half of the chapter is stupid shit so I was irrationally mad (by which I mean completely rationally and justifiably mad) translating the second half. Welcome to my translating process. I also got to translate some of Toshiya's career with the newspaper profile which was nice, I've only ever translated the shitty sequel so it felt like translating my beloved MAJOR.
Consider this the limit of my generosity. Hm, I'm so generous, aren't I?