MangaDex Cat Cafe

[BlackGeneral]

I plan to sell tea, coffee, cakes or pies and ice cream
But I need:
1 Pâtissier (french if possible)
1 Barista (handsome old man with a white moustache if possible)
2 Waiters (1 cute girl and 1 ikemen if possible)
1 security agent (ex assassin if possible)
5 cats (cats)

Join us

 

[Data_Gold]

1 Barista (handsome old man with a white moustache if possible)

The only forum reg I know that fits that bill is @Angry_Panda ૮o.o ა

5 cats (cats)

@Itsukimoto ૮^ᆺ^ა

 

[DavidianMillerian]

1 security agent (ex assassin if possible)

how much are you willing to pay?

 

[BlackGeneral]

The only forum reg I know that fits that bill is @Angry_Panda ૮o.o ა

I was thinking the same

@Itsukimoto ૮^ᆺ^ა

if you try to pet this one I will have to send my assassin

how much are you willing to pay?

It's more like a.... a charity, you know.

 

[Itsukimoto]

@Itsukimoto ૮^ᆺ^ა

 

[LYAISASIMP]

5 cats (cats)

I too would like this role

 

[BlackGeneral]

I too would like this role

I like your ears, you get the job

 

[Data_Gold]

Incredible cat-like behaviour, you're a natural-nya ૮^ᆺ^ა

 

[Data_Gold]

1 Pâtissier (french if possible)

Do we have any French people among the forum regulars? ૮o.o ა

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Do we have any French people among the forum regulars? ૮o.o ა

well, there's @UnnamedPlayer and @BlackGeneral himself, but that's it

 

[Itsukimoto]

Do we have any French people among the forum regulars? ૮o.o ა

@UnnamedPlayer Nya

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Do we have any French people among the forum regulars? ૮o.o ა

I was in france 3-4 times, does that count?

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Otherwise, I am the cat with homophobic eyes, that also knocks off anything related to yuri from the tables. It makes the shop extra cash from being able to sell multiple instances from that.

 

[fungifordinner]

I don’t qualify for anything…
n-nya

 

[Manko-sensei]

1 Barista (handsome old man with a white moustache if possible)

Does it count if the old man is usually atop of one's head?

Or the imporant part is the mustache?

 

[Data_Gold]

Does it count if the old man is usually atop of one's head?
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Or the imporant part is the mustache?
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I don't think @BlackGeneral ordered any rabbits, just cats... ૮.ω. ა

 

[Manko-sensei]

I don't think @BlackGeneral ordered any rabbits, just cats... ૮.ω. ა

Okay, I can also be a caretaker for the cats, you know I have experience:

 

[Angry_Panda]

I don't think @BlackGeneral ordered any rabbits, just cats... ૮.ω. ა

The order was not a rabbit.

1 Barista (handsome old man with a white moustache if possible)

It's salt and pepper, and 'handsome' is a stretch.

Also, regardless of order, everyone gets a quad espresso. No exceptions.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Oh right, I forgot I have the perfect candidate with tons of experience as a barista and is also a cat:

Spoiler: Full CV

 

[BlackGeneral]

I don’t qualify for anything…
n-nya

How did I miss your cat ears all this time?
You have the job, Nekofordinner

Otherwise, I am the cat with homophobic eyes, that also knock off anything related to yuri from the tables, making the shop extra cash from being able to sell multiple instances from that.

I'm pretty sure I can't make them pay twice, but sure you have the job

Or the imporant part is the mustache?

Great moustache, you have the job.

It's salt and pepper, and 'handsome' is a stretch.

Also, regardless of order, everyone gets a quad espresso. No exceptions.

You can be the big old cat everybody want to hug