@PervySageChuck
Uhhh...
[x] Is completely ruthless in pursuit of a more relaxing and leisurely lifestyle.
[x] Is completely dense to other peoples’ intentions, and this prone to misunderstandings.
[x] Takes jobs and tasks given a serious level of attention, with results tending to be overkill or beyond expectations at minimum.
[x] Possesses a willingness to exploit others for her own benefit.
[x] Her allies fear her and admire her simultaneously.
Huh. Seems like it checks out.